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20 Jul 14 at 1 pm

thinkingmakesmybrainsleepy:

swb don’t do sarcasm well

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting)

thinkingmakesmybrainsleepy:

swb don’t do sarcasm well
 5382
20 Jul 14 at 1 pm

Donald Miller (via feellng)

(via pure-imperfectionn)

"The human body essentially recreates itself every six months. Nearly every cell of hair and skin and bone dies and another is directed to its former place. You are not who you were last November."

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via omgphantastic)

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via dearkristine)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via dearkristine)

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

image

Fact:

http://i.imgur.com/kE7xE2P.gif

They actually did that.

(via dearkristine)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via dearkristine)

 436687
20 Jul 14 at 12 pm

jkimisyellow:

pageturnersblog:

Harry Potter Wedding

SHUT. UP.

(Source: carasweetheart)

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20 Jul 14 at 12 pm

jujubee58:

majortvjunkie:

so much drama in one photo

somebody hold me back

(Source: porcelainivorydoll, via dearkristine)

jujubee58:

majortvjunkie:

so much drama in one photo

somebody hold me back

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(via dearkristine)

balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

image

(Source: vidonias, via dearkristine)

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

apolojizzing:

when you hear the ice cream truck coming

image

(via dearkristine)